I know everyone has got their eye on this motion control battle like it was Elivia Munn in a Lara Croft outfit. I say it’s time that we focus on what really matters. The Games. Who’s with me? You see I LOVE GAMING!!! I love walk-off homers and head-shots. I love drifting a turn at 100 miles an hour and lost battles with a six foot tall Greek God who may or may not be your father.

Gaming is having a ridiculously huge T.V. in a tiny one room apartment. It’s staying up until 3AM to win a trophy that isn’t real….BUT IS! And it’s girls that know the way to a man’s heart is through a melee attack. I love gaming and fighting video games in particular and I know you love it too, that’s why you’re here. And while millions of people are pretending to work while they watch E3 at their desk.

That’s why says Kevin Butler they made the PS3 Move, “So every person on this great blue marble can get a taste of the PS3 sugar. Families, kids, grand-parents, the new hardcore guys and even you.” He implored the crowd at the E3 2010 gathering to not hate on the new gamers that will be using the PS3 move. It will open gaming up to everyone and can even make a ten years old kid in Fresno can make a frat boy in Boston question his own manhood. We can all box using game characters that have important features like… arms and necks.

As the theme to Star Wars played in the background, Butler said,” When we said the PS3 move can do everything we meant it. The PS3 move brings a whole lot more everything to the table. Because every gamer is a real gamer. Motion Gamer, Hardcore Gamer, everyone. And though we may pledge fan boy allegiances to different flags, deep down inside we all serve one master, one king and his name is Gaming! Forever may he reign!”

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E3 2010: The Big Games List